Our dashing protagonist, Australian folk hero and occasional murderer Ned Kelly, finds himself in somewhat of a pickle. Pursued by the boys in blue whilst liberating money from the bank at Euroa, our favourite bushranger is rescued by a mysterious stranger.

Ned is given some special goggles, the likes of which he has never seen before. When he puts them on, the awful truth is revealed - the nascent settlement of Victoria has been colonised not only by the Imperialist English, but also by a race of marauding aliens! And most of the aliens seem to be masquerading as Policemen. Thus confirming, boys and girls, that you should never trust the rozzers...